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Since November 3 Joe Biden has been studying the reasons why he thinks Trump lost the 2020 election. To ensure he wouldn’t make the same mistakes he made the following changes about governing our country in the first days of his presidency.

Biden decided the first mistake Trump made was with that whole America First thing. As a globalist Joe knew this was a true kiss of death to any candidate. What the hell was Trump thinking? Only greedy, unenlightened, people would want their tax dollars to be spent in their own country. So in his first week he canceled the Keystone XL Pipeline. That will mean the immediate loss of thousands of high paying jobs. As expected, Americans are already paying more to fill their gas tanks. Ah, but those who lost their jobs haven’t seen the silver lining. He immediately dispatched his energy czar, John Kerry, private jet at the ready, to explain reality to those poor mopes. Kerry told them, and thousands of others who’ll lose their jobs, not to fret. He told them that in a couple of years they would be able to get jobs making solar panels. They’ll have to compete with the Chinese so they won’t be earning as much money as they are now. But won’t they be proud working at a job that will save the planet? Besides, they won’t be driving to work for awhile so they won’t need to fill their gas tanks as often. (Where’s the middle finger emoji (MFE) when you need it)?

Next, Joe decided to cancel permits for the drilling of gas and oil on all federal land. Combined with the cancellation of the Keystone XL Pipeline we will all soon be paying more to heat and cool our homes and to buy the thousands of petroleum based products we use every day. In less than a year we will no longer be energy self-sufficient. Stop being selfish the oil and gas workers are told. Think of all of the people in Russia, Iran, and Saudi Arabia, who will benefit from our stupidity, er I mean kindness. Many states will be forced to curtail critical safety net social programs for their at risk citizens. (MFE) We should all feel warm and fuzzy knowing that revenue the states will lose will go to Vladimir Putin, the Iranian Mullahs, and the Saudi royal family. President Biden can’t understand why Americans have a problem funding the very people who want to kill them. That is why we elected Joe. He is so much smarter than we commoners.

Next, being a take charge kind of guy, Joe took on the COVID thing head on. He immediately announced he was setting a goal of 100 million vaccinations in his first 100 days. Wow, the Press said! That’s only slightly less than was being delivered before he took over. Of course nobody knew that because the Press kept that news quiet. They didn’t want Trump to get any credit for anything before the election. We shouldn’t forget that the vaccinations Biden was promising were only possible because of the “Warp Speed” initiative that produced vaccines faster than any had ever been produced before. EVER! Warp Speed was a Trump program ridiculed by everyone who supported Biden. Uncle Joe is so far ahead of the rest of us. Who among us would have thought to couple stay at home and mask wearing mandates for Americans with opening the borders and allowing untold thousands of immigrants to flood across our borders? None of those immigrants have been vaccinated for COVID, or any other disease for that matter. Say goodbye to those hospital beds they keep telling us COVID addled citizens will need if we don’t wear masks and social distance. (MFE)

Another Trump shortcoming was his nutty desire that our children grow up proud of their country and its history. What was he thinking by suggesting our kids should learn about the greatest experiment in freedom, liberty, and self determination, the world has ever seen? Think of the damage that could be done to young minds if they were actually taught how exceptional their country is. What kind of a tyrant would put together the 1776 Project? It was a commission put together to create honest and accurate history and civics curricula for K-12 students. The commission consisted of many of the leading historians in America. The new president, on his first day in office, issued an executive order putting an end to the plan of teaching our children about their positive and patriotic history. (MFE) Hadn’t Joe just spent the last 12 of his 47 years in D.C. working with Barack Obama and others to do just the opposite? For many years these folks worked behind the scenes to brainwash our children into believing that if they were white they were irredeemably racist. They did everything possible to convince our children of color they were helpless victims. They don’t have to work behind the scenes any more. The publishing of the 1619 Project by the New York Times brought this philosophy into the open. The project has been debunked as hyperbolic fiction by both democratic and republican historians. Unbelievably, or maybe not, it is finding its way into an increasing number of K-12 curricula. (MFE)

I could mention many other brilliant decisions our new president has made, but I’ll bet you get the message. And to think, he’s only been in office for 10 days.